and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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