Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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