try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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