Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
Randomize
