i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
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