awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
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