Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Why are your pants in the freezer?
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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