idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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