I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
I wannas sexs uuuuu
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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