The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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