I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
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