We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
bring money and cleavage
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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