Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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