just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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