I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
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