just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
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