come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I hope mine doesn't look like that
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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