Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
Randomize
