I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
he told me I talked like a deaf person
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
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