If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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