i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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