How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
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