You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
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