Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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