did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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