I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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