he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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