I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
Randomize