I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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