Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
I have a number of responses, ranging in content, tone, and maturity. Choose your destiny...
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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