Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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