Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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