actually, I'm a sock model
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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