I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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