Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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