god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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