i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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