so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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