Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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