I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
