So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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