we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
she looked like the before picture.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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