Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
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