Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
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