Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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