He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
Randomize