i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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