i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
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When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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