As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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