you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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