help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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