so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Randomize
