I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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