Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
If its not for food we ain't going out.
These tits shall not be calmed
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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